Democrat vs Republican vs Southern Republican!

[technobear]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

Here is a little test that will help you decide:

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
Republicans and Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner,locks eyes with you,screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40,
and you are an expert shot? You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this
situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am
I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just
killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is
this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed
day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage
such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points? ***

[lost_identity]

lol

too true, sadly i am a communist and would surely be on the reciving end of the glock

[baskie]

i would be Southern Republican all da way. lol. sorry to say, but i do have a nice grouping

[Jewell]

run away......otherwise you will get sued........

this country is turning slowly into america......people are becoming lazier

I say bring back the kane.........