SOME VERY USELESS INFORMATION BUT FUNNY

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SOME VERY USELESS INFORMATION BUT FUNNY

Post by speedy(delboy) »

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)




The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)




A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)




An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)




Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)




Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)




Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(But still.......what about that pig?!?)
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Re: SOME VERY USELESS INFORMATION BUT FUNNY

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speedy wrote:
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

........

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Are you trying to say that pigs come for 1/2hr and dont enjoy it.
I'd like to be able to try that. :shock: :shock: :shock:

( i don't bloody well mean with a pig you gits, I just knew that [you] would be thinking that.) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Mark-Blade »

........Oink..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Squeal like i pig ............oink, oink :lol: :lol:
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How did I get dragged into that one!?! :oops:
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LWR GERRY wrote:How did I get dragged into that one!?! :oops:
Ha ... Got YOU.... its normally [you] that falls for that one. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by panman »

1blue wrote:
LWR GERRY wrote:How did I get dragged into that one!?! :oops:
Ha ... Got YOU.... its normally [you] that falls for that one. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm feeling better now :D
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Post by Tom L »

[you] always drags other people into things.
i dont have a drinking problem.......if anything, i'm [i]too[/i] good at it
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Post by ticketyboo2002 »

Do I....I didn't know that
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