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Cowboys

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COWBOYS
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex
positions.

One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy,
"What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours and you
mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her
breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just
like your sister's."

Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Jay »

yeee haaaa :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by 1blue »

I don't think I'll be trying that one. :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by jim »

hmmm who dares me :lol: :lol:
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Post by speedy(delboy) »

OMG got to try that one.

I tried shouting "I'M ARRIVING" last time and we both fell over larfing so much :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Mark-Blade »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Some of the replies were as funny as the joke... :lol:

Well done lads !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by baskie »

lol , brillaint. should all try that one

funny as
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Post by orko »

lmao :lol: :lol:
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Post by trickdup »

When I was in the Navy, we used to say that you had to have your wife one all fours when you got home. That way you have somewhere to rest your porn mag lol......


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