The Amazing Claude

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The Amazing Claude

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It was entertainment night at the Old Folks Home, and The Amazing Claude was topping the bill.

People came from miles around to see the famous Hypnotist do his stuff.

As Amazing Claude went to the front of the audience in the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite 2 or 3 members of the audience up on stage to be put in a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and everyone of you at the same time.

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his jacket.

"I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for over six generations, " Claude told the audience.

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch......"

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off it's polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,
it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into hundreds of pieces.


....................."SHIT!" exclaimed The Amazing Claude...............



It took three days to clean up the old folks home. :evil: :wink:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: imagine!
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Ha ha very good!
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:lol: :lol: very good indeed :P
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:shock:
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:lol: :lol:
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