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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife
>> asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the
>> side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was,
>> and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it
>> with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
>> He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."
>> "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
>> He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
>> "But what about the smell?"
>> "Just hold its nose."








>> The man is expected to recover,
>>but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene
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