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How to clean the toilet!!!

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Subject: How to clean your toilet



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How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way


1. Put the toilet seat up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to
the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the
lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and "rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely, The Dog



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does that work with rabbits?! lol

:D :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
or children ????
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tobyedmunds wrote:does that work with rabbits?! lol

:D :D
should do :P
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Looking at that cat if looks would kill the human race would be wiped out
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sonic_gsxr wrote:
tobyedmunds wrote:does that work with rabbits?! lol

:D :D
should do :P
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wouldn't want to be a pet in your house!! :shock:
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tobyedmunds wrote:
sonic_gsxr wrote:
tobyedmunds wrote:does that work with rabbits?! lol

:D :D
should do :P
Image the unsuspecting victim...
:shock:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Bec wrote:wouldn't want to be a pet in your house!! :shock:

Ditto!!

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