A Bear, a Lion and a Chicken

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A Bear, a Lion and a Chicken

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A bear a lion and a chicken were all in the jungle argueing over who was the scariest.

The bear says

" When i roar the whole plains are scared".

So the lion says

"When I roar the whole jungle is scared"

To which the chicken replies

"I only have to cough and everyone shits themselves"
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