The Rabbit

[LWR GERRY]

THE RABBIT
>> >
>> > A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across
>> > the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but
>> > unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
>> >
>> > The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over
>> > and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his
>> > dismay, the rabbit is
>> > dead.
>> >
>> > The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
>> >
>> > A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying
>> > on the side of the road and pulls over.
>> >
>> > She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel
>> > terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed
>> > it."
>> >
>> > The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a
>> > spray can.
>> >
>> > She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
>> > contents onto the rabbit.
>> >
>> > The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off
>> > down the road.
>> >
>> > Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he
>> > hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another
>> > ten feet, turns and
>> > waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops
out
>> > of
>> > sight.
>> >
>> > The man is astonished.
>> >
>> > He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What
>> > did you spray on that rabbit?"
>> > The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
>> >
>> > It says...
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (Are you ready for this?)
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (Are you sure?)
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > It says,
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."