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> This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
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> The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
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> Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
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> Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
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> THE SITUATION:
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> You are in England, York to be specific.
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> There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
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> This is a flood of biblical proportions.
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> You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
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> You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
> There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water.
> Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
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> THE TEST:
> Suddenly, you see a man in the water.
> He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
> You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar...
> You suddenly realize who it is... It's Gordon Brown! You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options:
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> You can save the life of Gordon Brown - or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the country's most powerful men!
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> THE QUESTION:
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> Here's the question, and please give an honest answer...
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> Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white...?

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Post by billinom8s »

can't i just use the gun to shoot him instead?
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black and white and as many shots as possible :twisted:
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Black and white (more dramatic!) :shock:
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Wouldnt be much of a photo from me i'm afraid, all they would see is my foot on his head trying to push the [censored] under............
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bugger the photos. Just beat the twat to death with the comera :twisted:
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i would hope my camera is waterproof so i can keep taking photos whilst he is under water and then take that last photo when his body attempts to take in a gulp of air only to realise it is agonising water filling up his lungs.

Only then would i save the body and tie it to a tree half naked in brighton.
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Funky wrote:i would hope my camera is waterproof so i can keep taking photos whilst he is under water and then take that last photo when his body attempts to take in a gulp of air only to realise it is agonising water filling up his lungs.

Only then would i save the body and tie it to a tree half naked in brighton.
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