Corny christmas jokes?
what did adam say on the day before christmas?
it's christmas, Eve!
what did the big angel say to the little angel?
halo there!
who's working at MI5 on christmas day?
mince spies!
why are turkeys wiser than chickens?
ever heard of KFT? (kentucky fried turkey)
How do you make idiots laugh on boxing day?
Tell them a joke on Christmas eve!
What do a lobster on the beach and christmas have in common?
Sandy claus!
sry after the crakers it had to be done
jokes I think we'll let you off posting in the wrong place, lets be honest, its the least of your problems 