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Post by Braai Boy »

I don't know how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Tesco near me and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having s*x with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral s*x on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday. I am obviously planning to contact the authorities at some point.
Be warned!
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Post by speedy(delboy) »

Bloody Pratt :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And theres me thinking its serious, until the last few lines, was gonna start shopping there :wink:
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ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Excellent :D

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Post by chris_1127 »

erm, just out of interest, which branch of Tescos was this? :lol:
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Post by georgie_d »

if only!!!!!
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Post by Funky »

speedy(delboy) wrote:Bloody Pratt :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And theres me thinking its serious, until the last few lines, was gonna start shopping there :wink:
Didn't you get caught out by a couple of guys running the same scam?
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