Warning......

Braai Boy · Post by **Braai Boy** » Feb 3rd, '06, 14:40

I don't know how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Tesco near me and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having s*x with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral s*x on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday. I am obviously planning to contact the authorities at some point.
Be warned!

speedy(delboy) · Post by **speedy(delboy)** » Feb 3rd, '06, 14:46

Bloody Pratt

And theres me thinking its serious, until the last few lines, was gonna start shopping there

baskie · Post by **baskie** » Feb 3rd, '06, 14:47

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

sadsak · Post by **sadsak** » Feb 3rd, '06, 15:55

Excellent

joys of being a victim

chris_1127 · Post by **chris_1127** » Feb 3rd, '06, 15:55

erm, just out of interest, which branch of Tescos was this?

georgie_d · Post by **georgie_d** » Feb 3rd, '06, 16:03

if only!!!!!

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Feb 3rd, '06, 16:07

speedy(delboy) wrote:Bloody Pratt

And theres me thinking its serious, until the last few lines, was gonna start shopping there

Didn't you get caught out by a couple of guys running the same scam?